I am not totally amazed by the fact that I was 139, maybe 140 by the time I post this. And the post is only about 2 hours old!
I don't have any not me's but one.
I did not catch my son taking his potty out side so he could poop outside like the dog. I would never capture the moment for later use of blackmail.
I was not totally nervous and consider buying more diapers after we ran out, so our son would still poop, because we were not telling him that this was his last set of diapers before he started pooping in the potty. I though he would do it. I did not want to run to Walmart for their super great diapers, just so I would not have to fight a almost 3 year old.
When he did not poop in his potty the first time, I did not do the poo poo in the potty dance and call all his grandparents. I did not let him poop in front of the TV and I did not give him M&Ms for not pooping in the potty.