Sunday, September 28, 2008
Not Me!!! Monday
I did not let my son play naked in the sand box, after he asked me to wet it down so he could build a better castle, just so I did not have to fight with him. After he was done, he did not get hosed down then run inside. Then he did not start telling me that his bottom was itchy and that there was sand in his crack, which I would never throw him in the tub and have him touch his toes so the faucet would clean the crack out.
I did not let my son "get" two tattoos to match mommy's tattoo, one being a rose. Just because I did not think that would be cute.
I did not get locked out of the house by that same sweet, innocent son.
I did not paint my son's toe and finger nails because he wanted me to, so I would not have to experience a tantrum. Then I would never proceed and paint the dogs nails because he asked. Then I would never leave the polish on, knowing who would be teaching Sunday School, just to annoy a certain someone. I would never do something like that.