Sunday, September 28, 2008

Not Me!!! Monday

I did not let my son play naked in the sand box, after he asked me to wet it down so he could build a better castle, just so I did not have to fight with him. After he was done, he did not get hosed down then run inside. Then he did not start telling me that his bottom was itchy and that there was sand in his crack, which I would never throw him in the tub and have him touch his toes so the faucet would clean the crack out.

I did not let my son "get" two tattoos to match mommy's tattoo, one being a rose. Just because I did not think that would be cute.

I did not get locked out of the house by that same sweet, innocent son.

I did not paint my son's toe and finger nails because he wanted me to, so I would not have to experience a tantrum. Then I would never proceed and paint the dogs nails because he asked. Then I would never leave the polish on, knowing who would be teaching Sunday School, just to annoy a certain someone. I would never do something like that.


Weeksie50 said...

lol-naked in the sand box.. doesn't sound very comfortable to

Jennifer said...

the naked in the sand box is hilarious...and I've never done the naked in the swimming pool with my kids either!

zanesmommy said...

And we never do naked in the pool either. One thing is it saves the clothes washer.

Allmykids123 said...

I am so glad someone else has painted their sons' nails. He wanted one toe nail "RED" The next day was Meet the Teacher and he wore flip flops.. I didn't realize this until we were shaking hands with the Principal. She looked down and made a comment about his toe and I wanted to DIE! Don't think we will do that again.. ever.

Found you on MckMama and love your blog.

Gayle said...

Oh, we never do naked or polish on boys (my 12-year old just let the girls do it to him at Middle School!). Great post!